Hello and welcome to Southanuk. And what a find you have made! This is a blog right from the mind of the most clever, funny and sophisticated man on the planet Joseph Southan
I'm a 20 year old artfag called Lauren, who seems to be in the company of the guys most of the time... for some reason; All they do is sexually harass me and mock me. Which is why they're covered in scars. I'm an art student, Creative Artist, actually, and I'm training to be a Sceneographer. I had a job at my local as the busty barmaid, which I'm on a break from at the moment, to get focused on the Art and whatnot...
I'm a quite lazy, philosophizing, busybody, pierced up and tattooed, highly opinionated, slightly nymphoish, perfectionist vegetarian, with a personality disorder who likes alcohol probably a bit too much. And a closet dork, apparently. And I write a lot. That's me.
People call me Pete, Peter, him upstairs, the ginger one - feel free to choose from the list. I'm a Forensic Science graduate of Queen Mary Univerity, London, and currently employed by Waitrose, working in the Crouch End store. My time is utilised by the usual web surfing, comics, practicing guitar and poopping in the occaisional book. Keeping up with my shows and music is also a fond pastime
9/10 people agree, you drink the joe, you make some mo'
, well ok it is possible 
